(Hank Jenkins – V. Rees. Bill-Mrs. Holt)
Hank Jenkins was a friend of mine,
And
Hank, he said to me,
Bill, how’d you like to take a trip,
Down
to sunny Florida?
Just think it over Bill, he says,
I’ll
run the old bus down,
And we’ll spend the winter by the sea,
In
some sunny town,
We’ll get away from snow and ice,
Where
skies are cold and gray,
And I’ll promise, Bill, I’ll bring you
home,
Around
the first of May.
We’ll go on a fifty-fifty base,
I
can make it in three days,
Think the proposition over, Bill,
That’s
the very thing Hank says.
Well I thought the matter over,
And
decided it might be,
A pretty good idea,
And
a needed for rest for me.
So I told Hank I’d consider,
The
trip if he would say,
He’d get me back real early,
Round
the first of May.
Why sure says Hank, I’ll get you home,
Why
darn your hide, says he,
Seems you sort of lost your
confidence,
In
a good old Pal like me.
So we started out one morning,
When
the hills were all aglow,
Never’d see a sight so handsome,
No
matter where you’d go.
We drove along the smooth highways,
Through
city, farm and town,
Thought we’d reach our destination,
Before
the sun went down.
But early in the afternoon,
Hank
says, Oh Bill, by Gee.
A relative of mine lives here,
I
think I’d like to see.
Just wait a minute Bill, says he,
I’ll
tell him who I am,
I think he’s a second cousin,
To
my Mother’s Uncle Dan.
Then Hank went to have a chat,
He
clean forgot about me,
I waited in the hot sunshine,
As
patient as could be.
Each day was very much alike,
Ni
matter where we ran,
Hank had some relations,
Like
his Mother’s Uncle Dan.
He visited in the morning,
And
he visited through the day,
To tell the truth, Hank visited,
Along
the whole way.
And when his relations ran out,
Didn’t
bother him a mite,
He started in on strangers,
And
he visited day and night.
The last night on the trip Hank spied,
A
man who seemed to be,
A havin’ trouble with his car,
And
Hank he says to me.
We’d better tow him in, says he,
And
then he scrambled down,
And hitched him on our bus,
And
towed him into town.
We got to town long after dark,
Believe
me I was glad,
‘Twas just about the longest trio,
I
think I ever had.
With visitin’ friends and relatives,
And
strangers he might seek,
Old Hank was way behind the time,
Two
days beyond a week.
But winter passed and spring came on,
The
month of May passed too,
And I am wondering what on earth,
Old
Hank expects to do.
Up north my work’s neglected,
And
my family seems to be,
All out of sorts with everything,
Especially
with me.
I’d take a train back north today.
But
Gosh Old Hanks so good,
Couldn’t find a friend just like him,
And
I wouldn’t if I could.
So I’m waitin’ for the day to come,
When
we’ll get started home,
And it’s going to a good long time,
Before
I crave to roam.
To places where the sky is blue,
And
where the sun is real,
Well, No Siree, it’s not for me,
If
Hank is at the wheel.
I ain’t going to be a quitter,
One
thing I’m going to try,
To stick to Hank through thick and
thin,
If
it takes to next July.
Perhaps my folks will drop me flat,
And
I’ll feel blue, but Gee,
I’ll stick to Hank till I get home,
But
no more trips for me.
Katherine Carey-Place 1878-1934
Copyright Roy Richard